... WANT! It's a Ducati Hypermotard. It is so choice. If you have the means, I highly suggest picking one up. I first saw it on the streets of Florence, then a few days later in the Ducati factory, which was super pimp. I saw them hand assembling the bikes one at a time! When I see you in person, ask me about the racist jokes our tour guide made. All the guides were Italian (of course) women; ours we affectionately dubbed, "The Ducati Hottie."
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Dear Zachary,
Ho, ho, ho! You want the shiny red motorcycle? Well then, since you have been so good all year, you shall have the...wait a minute. I have just been handed your permanent file by one of my elves. It seems your file has been "red flagged" for a recent infraction at the Vatican. My policy is well documented. I guess there will be no Ducati Hypermototard for you this year. Deal. Love, Santa : )
Ouch Santa. That's harsh. Even for you.
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