this is what my day is about now

We have advanced funds from your account(s) linked for Overdraft Protection to your Wells Fargo checking account XXX-XXX6123.

Account Source Account Number Advanced Amount
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Credit Card XXXX-XXXX-XXXX-XXXX $7,277.67

But mostly it's the checks totaling $10,700 written to Gabriel Smith and Doyle Johnson (fake names much?).

The music on the fraud report line is very peppy.

Money matters not

Washington Mutual (which is often cutely referred to as "WaMu") went under overnight and was bought up by JP Morgan Chase. I have a secondary checking account with WaMu so I consulted a story on Marketwatch to see what the deal was going to be with my funds.

There is a list of questions people might ask including, "I just wrote a check out. Will it clear?"and "What about my debit card?" Both are fine and basically nothing different will happen. One question stood out from the others by asking, "I already had an account with J.P. Morgan Chase and now my combined balances exceed the $100,000 FDIC insured limit. What do I do?"

... This, sadly, was not one of my concerns.