From Wikipedia

Bizarro is a fictional supervillain (superhero in Bizarro World) that appears in comic books published by DC Comics.


As opposed to all the real-world super villains?

this is what my day is about now

We have advanced funds from your account(s) linked for Overdraft Protection to your Wells Fargo checking account XXX-XXX6123.

Account Source Account Number Advanced Amount
-------------- -------------- ---------------
Credit Card XXXX-XXXX-XXXX-XXXX $7,277.67

But mostly it's the checks totaling $10,700 written to Gabriel Smith and Doyle Johnson (fake names much?).

The music on the fraud report line is very peppy.

Holy Balls

I'm going to be 26 in two months. Cue quarter-life crisis... now.




Or maybe...



Or maybe...

Actually... after 5 minutes of trying to find a good picture of a drifter, I'm much better now. I'm actually quite alright with nearing my late 20s. Especially since that's still a year away.