A Lucky Break

Saturday: 6:30 a.m. Dad and I are awake and loading the boat up to go fishing. It's to be my first time out on the Bay in about four years. We hitch it up to the truck and pull it out from alongside the house. Most visitors don't even notice the 18-foot Marlin sticking up behind the gate at what appears to be the end of the driveway. But from behind where my mom's car parks, after swinging the gate back, you can't help but see the big blue boat on the rusty trailer.

The sun's up but we can only assume that because the sky's cloudy, so it will be a good day to be on the water trying to catch halibut (pictured below).
I'm closing the gate as I hear Dad, from the end of the driveway say "Yup. Don't close it. We're done." My dad has a dramatic and absolute way of speaking sometimes. As if you've been in the middle of a conversation, he'll answer a question or make a statement that makes absolute sense in the context of that conversation. The one you weren't having.

Here, the conversation we weren't having was something like, "I heard a bit of a ca-chunk back there. What was that? Did the rusty trailer hitch on this 20-year-old boat just break finally?"

I walk over and we look at the damage. Right behind where the tow-ball comes out of the truck, the trailer hinged down to the ground. Not severed, but most definitely broken. I pick up the tongue as Dad C-clamps the tubing back together. We then help the boat retrace its steps cautiously back up the curb, into the driveway, and back along the side of the house.

The day has become about something else now. For years we've driven down the freeway or over railroad tracks, towing the boat in fear that the inevitable would happen. The trailer would crumble in a flurry of rusty flakes of metal, followed by a shower of sparks as it dragged on the asphalt, followed by hopefully not too much collateral damage. Saturday morning we only had the first step of the inevitable and had a perfect opportunity to prevent the latter two from ever happening.

8 a.m. we're heading to the scrap yard (always a weird kind of treat). We bought 45 inches of 3x3-inch square tubing. Dad wanted to replace the 1/16-inch metal with 1/4-inch, but since they didn't have that I convinced him that twice as strong (1/8-inch) would surely outlast a) the rest of the trailer, and b) sadly, the boat. Next was a trip to PepBoys for a trailer hitch, then a trip to Carrow's next door for strawberry pancakes, then back home to wait for about 10 a.m. when we could start making noise without feeling like douchey neighbors.

The next step, ironically, involved quite a few sparks. We grinded (or ground, if you prefer), sawed and hammered the old metal out of there. Then we welded, bolted and painted the new material in so it all looked surprisingly high-quality and original.

Sunday: 7 a.m. The boat was mostly already loaded from yesterday, so we just filled up the cooler with some food and sodas, tossed it in and pulled the boat out again. This time there was no scraping thud at the end of the driveway. We took the boat all the way to the marina and saw all the flags in the area taut in the incredibly strong winds. We hesitated for about half an hour before finally saying, who cares, this is three days of 6:30 alarm clocks in the making (Friday's story of us not going is decidedly less interesting), let's just get the thing wet already.

We caught no fish (pictured below, not me nor Dad, but some guy from Google images),

but Dad got a leopard shark nearly 3 feet long and a scary-looking seven-gill shark that was about 4.5 feet long (1.5 meters) with a mouth the size of a honeydew.

The wind stayed rough and we took a beating on the way back in, riding up and down waves like George Clooney at the end of "A Perfect Storm." The only thing close to a fish that I caught was in my glass of Coke Zero after I got home and took a shower. Right in the middle of the ice cubes, I could swear I saw a sardine head bobbing mockingly in the middle of my zero calorie refreshment. I knew I should have only put my usual three ice cubes in the glass.