Saturday, February 13, 2010

Saturday morning thoughts

The premise of Donkey Kong Jr. is far more believable than that of Donkey Kong.

"O.P.P." is a phenomenally dirty song.

Late Saturday morning showers are the 4th best kind of shower.

Paperboy is comically dated. First of all, no one break dances in their driveway anymore. Secondly, kids don't play the game with the stick and the hoop anymore (and run out into the street and almost knock me off my bike). But mainly, there are no paperboys anymore. Also, streets have houses on both sides, typically.

If hangovers and drunkenness switched positions in the timeline of drinking, would we still drink?

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